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Nothing Less Appetizing

Posted in villanelle by maggie on 2009/05/01

We hereby banish carrots from our plates.
Ain't nothing north of shit less appetizing.
One can't be forced to swallow what one hates.

Raw, roasted, or boiled - no taste bud salivates.
A meal with orange begs for harsh downsizing:
we hereby banish carrots from our plates.

Their texture's one no poet imitates -
vague and bland, disgustingly compromising.
One can't be forced to swallow what one hates -

worst root of rabbit grub man masticates
and wicked practices they're symbolizing.
We hereby banish carrots from our plates,

foul horn-shaped clumps of dirt!  That doc equates
such foods with phalluses can't be surprising -
one can't be forced to swallow what one hates.

So inspect this bile your girl regurgitates -
you'll find here nothing healthy worth disguising.
We hereby banish carrots from our plates.
One can't be forced to swallow what one hates.

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