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Any Idiot Can

Posted in villanelle by maggie on 2009/05/06

Ain't nothing special in what you're so proud you did -
short of growing up braindead, any idiot can piss.
Dork, you ain't done.  Damn it, drop the fucking lid!

Who the hell do you figure your pissing all over might kid?
Are we supposed to see art in a mindless mess like this?
Ain't nothing special in what you're so proud you did.

And who raised you?  Did you get potty-trained amid
the swine who find pissing their own mud unholy bliss?
Dork, you ain't done.  Damn it, drop the fucking lid!

Piss on the walls you smeared, on the floor where you slid,
Piss in them hisses you hiss, in them kisses you kiss -
ain't nothing special in what you're so proud you did.

Say let's see you piss 100 times without soaking them skid-
marked shorts.  And don't be gawking like it's me who's the priss.
Dork, you ain't done.  Damn it, drop the fucking lid!

It ain't like you jerked off, so spare us and fucking get rid 
of that smug cocky grin if you can't whiz a decent miss.
Ain't nothing special in what you're so proud you did.
Dork, you ain't done.  Damn it, drop the fucking lid!

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