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Chores Are Breasts

Posted in nothing special by maggie on 2012/02/13
 

Chores are breasts,
     every this and that one.
Like taking out trash
     they need getting done.

Chores are breasts,
     as addictive too.
Get a guy to do yours,
     he'll find others to do.

Chores are breasts
     whether naked or dressed.
What needs getting done
     a woman does best.

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  1. clarioretenebris said, on 2012/02/13 at 11:11

    *giggles* & *wiggles*

    Some of your poetry literally makes me cry, I can feel the pain so real, but you can make me laugh just as easily. This one, reminiscent how your “Love Is a Cockroach” (https://magewing.wordpress.com/2009/09/19/love-is-a-cockroach/) won one of my smiling smirks.

    Although I beg to differ a little, since no guy in the world can keep his mind on any chore, whereas give his attention a breast to focus on and he’ll think of nothing (much) else but. But never mind, I have a couple of chores I need to get to, and I’ll send her back around to thank you after I’m done. *grin*

    • maggie said, on 2012/02/14 at 06:14

      Every chore has a nipple.

    • maggie said, on 2012/02/17 at 06:49

      Anyway, C, are you maybe just doing chores with the wrong men? Like, D always helps out quite nicely when I do our chores topless. Guys just need incentive, and all them chores get done like magic.


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